We miss you in Texas, Tozawa.  Come back soon.

We miss you in Texas, Tozawa.  Come back soon.

I am 99% sure this never happened.

I am 99% sure this never happened.

The next time you’re complaining about how wrestling isn’t as good as it used to be, try to remember that it used to be like this. 

"Uh oh here comes VADER NYOW!"

onesilentcall said: Hey, you mentioned Monday Night Raw in Austin on your latest Best And Worst. Would you ever consider doing a meet-up with any of your readers attending the show?

I don’t know that I have enough readers to constitute a meet-up, but yeah, if you want to say hi you totally should.

"Beat Him Up" and "Break His Neck" are the same circle.

"Beat Him Up" and "Break His Neck" are the same circle.

Tags: WWE Mark Henry

"For all the times they’ve mentioned Vickie Guerrero’s managerial services in the same breath as Bobby “The Brian” Heenan, this is how you do a Heenan Family. Dolph Ziggler is your Mr. Perfect, Cody Rhodes is your Adrian Adonis. Alberto Del Rio is more or less “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff, Jack Swagger is an amazing Ken Patera (no, seriously) and David Otunga is muscly and wrestles like a tryout student so he’s Hercules. I don’t know who Christian would be, and I don’t want to give him the Red Rooster.”

"Punk says he wants change, but all he’s done since declaring that is win a title he says he doesn’t care about, lose that title and not care about it, lose to the boss and lose to Del Rio. He’s selling a lot of t-shirts, though. Meanwhile, consider the New Nexus he left behind — Mason Ryan just jumped the United States Champion on Raw and David Otunga is backstage organizing a labor union of wrestlers to file suit against Triple H to, you guessed it, effect change.  What I’m saying is that David Otunga is better than CM Punk right now. Hahaha, holy shit, it’s true, isn’t it."

We miss you, Amasis.

We miss you, Amasis.

The first RKO.  We were all so young, then.

This makes me want to high five Tim Donst so hard.